Lipshtick: Hair-Raising Fundraising Pt. 1

from November 8, 2013

Welp, it’s Movember 8th and I’m far from having a cranial golf shoe cleaner, but alas, that is not the point of the exercise. What it the point of the exercise, you ask? It’s for the doctor to exercise his pointer finger in your exit and for you to exorcise the demons before you exit. Worst comes to worst (yes, that’s correct) you end up with a centre line on your runway, and isn’t that better than a no-boing Boeing? Look, there are a lot of confusing nether-references being tossed around, so I’ll get to it..

Today’s number is 4. Since 2001 there has been a 4% decrease in the annual death rate from prostate cancer. No, prostate cancer did not reduce the death rate, it was the- well, forget it, you know what I mean; it was really hard to word that. And only one part of your Netherland should ever be really hard, and that’s your Peter Pan. So let a real doctor check Nethergland and the Lost Boys for you, not just some twinkerbell you’ve been pirating. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 

So consider these awareness campaigns when you fondle the number 4 and what it represents in the bigger picture. 
And remember, if you fondle a 4 it often leads to a 6. 

Let’s get that percentage up.

Great work, people, great work.