Done! (except for editing).
(*Editor’s note: that was ~1:30am. Actual finishing time: 6:10am.)
(**Writer’s note: the editor seems angry.)
After making coffee and casually putting the milk in the cupboard, I fixed the printer and shamelessly did a maracas dance with two cans of V8. They were actually mini cans, which is good because my roommate’s sleeping.
Why, you ask? Why do you always ask why? And why do I always make you ask why?
There’s a great reason..