Completing Dorothy's Todo List

(yesterday) Arrived in Godknowswhere, Kansas tonight (actually, I’m sure even he’s clueless). Toured around St. Louis for a bit just to see if people actually lived there. The jury’s still out; it was dead. Passed one person on the entire riverfront. It became unlikely that there’d be a Nelly sighting.

I’ve been reading up on Colorado skiing. Some 40 minute runs. I don’t think I can skip those.

The sleep was delayed a while because someone decided to try to break into a car outside my motel room. Armed with three beers, I must’ve scared him with a righteous burp.